Would you like to suck my cock?
Would you like to sniff my sock?
Would you like to lick my ass?
Do you, do you have no class?
No, I won't suck your cock.
No, I won't go and sniff your sock!
No, I won't go and lick your ass
Because, please sir, I have some class
Would you like to tongue my balls?
Would you suck my underalls?
Would you like to caress my toes?
Is that, was that, how you goes?
No, I won't go and tongue your balls
No, I won't suck underalls
No, I won't caress your toes
'Cause that's not the way I goes.
Well, sir, our work here i done.
I can tell you're just no fun.
But cunt, cock, ass, tits and white goo...
Rhyming is so fun to do!
There once was a gal name of Christa
You really could hardly have missed her
For boobs she don't lack
She's got a big rack
Now I'm afraid I have pissed her
I am so tired
Puzzles have kicked my sore ass
This rainy spring day