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For this particular challenge from gh5, one team member had to write three poems, each one in a different style/format but all three of them dirty:

  1. A poem of 20 lines or more in the stylings of Dr. Seuss.
  2. A limerick about someone on another team.
  3. An autobiographical haiku.

These poems must then be recited in front of the team that poem2 was about.

:: gh5 porn challenges : : the sexy sonnets of the hard bard

The following poetry was written by chris-o of the team Purplesaurus Rex:

I do not like that whip, my dear.
I do not like it there or here.
It gives me feelings in my pants
like a thousand crawling ants.

I do not like it in the bath.
I would not like it in on a path.
I'll put it in a big lockbox
And then I'll beat you with my socks.

You could not make me like it more
Unless you throw it out the door.
I would not like it day or night.
I would not like it at crotch height.

You may think I like it, still
But I'd prefer a pickle dill
inserted in your naughty parts
By a doctor of the arts.

I can't impress upon you more
This utter cloathing on this s...
I do not like that whip, my dear.
I do not like it there or here.


There once was a noder named Tedd
Whose pubis was as red as his head
The girls would all watch
When he showed off his crotch
But left with each other instead



Chris-O liked the boys
He also liked the women
They all liked dark meat