Sweet Sassy Molassy
Awakened Soldier
Mutation Controller
member since 29Jul06

 

The Git Down To Earth Girl
updated 9Sept06

@avantard
weekdays: ev - ni
weekends: af - ev
(pacific)

DESCRIPTION ::

Hey y'all! I'm Sassafrass Jones and I used to work down at the molasses factory until some fool done knocked me into a vat o' that sweet sticky stuff. That was some traumatic shit, let me tell you. I almost died, y'all! It's OK though, because Dr. Brown said that shit triggered some mutant abilities in me, so now I'm a big ol' super hero! Can you believe that shit? Sheeeiiiit! Anyhow, now I gots all sorts of that molasses runnin' through my body an' now I can control it. Time to shake what my momma gave me!

DEMEANOR ::

Outrageous. Outspoken. Sweet at heart, but hides it beneath a sticky shell.

POWERS ::

Earth Control, Empathy.

BATTLECRY ::

"Sweet Sassy Molassy!"

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